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Edible Biscuits Made Out of Plastic? Anything but Meat. Macroplastics Are SO On Brand for 2026x

Now they’re cooking up PLASTIC biscuits? As if engineered meat wasn’t enough. Scientists are 3D-printing “protein biscuits” out of PET bottles using engineered yeast — and calling it innovation. I’m calling it what it is: dystopian bullshit. First bugs, now plastic bottles. Antimony trioxide, phthalates (hello, endocrine disruptors), leftover solvents and pesticides — that’s what’s actually in your “sustainable snack.” Your body doesn’t need synthetic protein from trash. It needs animal foods — meat, organs, nose-to-tail — with some fruit and veggies on the side. Hard pass on plastic biscuits.